What are the chances of me being sick?
Like….I get strep a lot. But I just had it. And my throat just started hurting today. And it’s not a stinging hurt. Or a hurt I notice. It only hurts when I swallow….so yeah. Any thoughts? Help…?
The sixth GIF in your folder is your sexual face.
the-mega: raphaeltheredturtle: skaphel: smutti: hootaloo: Hum… That was expected. Angry sex? This um….is probably fairly accurate. I think. Maybe.
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
When you rearrange the letters in the word...
troldemort: Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT, THE EYES = THEY SEE, THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS, DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM, SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME, ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT, SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE, ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE and MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
If I died tomorrow
What would you guys do?
Time for Bed!
Goodnight my lovely followers and friends! I will see you all again tomorrow evening!
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE....
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Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
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Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross
tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world
I'M SORRY PEOPLE I REBLOG ALL THE TIME!
I just…I love all your post! So I reblog you a lot! I’m sorry! I’m so annoying aren’t I?! Fuck I’m sorry.
one-has-suddenly: the most awesome transformer name
baking-can-be-hard-work: videohall: Some awesome life hacks, that actually is useful fucking brilliant
I am not good at talking on the phone, so I mispronounced a letter. And now my supervisor just says for me to take a message next time. It’s not my fault that I’m easily flustered or that she heard ‘s’ instead of ‘f’ DAMN.
What Has Happened Since New York Legalized Gay... →
TRANSFORMERS PRIME RETURNS WITH NEW EPS ON 8/25 →
empress-megajett: generalbri: blitzwing: cruelfeline: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK YES. HOLY MOLY THATS MY BIRTHDAY OH MY GOOD GOD CAN IT GET ANYMORE PERFECT aw wow oh gosh :’))) NOW THAT’S LEGIT, AWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAH. STRAIGHT FROM THE SOURCE Excited doesn’t even cover it!! WAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAH! YES.
felixgaeta: felixgaeta: behind every successful text post is a frustrated blogger pleading for people to stop reblogging it NO THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE POSTS DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE REBLOG IT
If you dare have dreams of power…you will be consumed by them.” -Megatron– (via wolfyfox)
Introducing your friend to a new fandom:
sodamnrelatable: Expectations: Reality: This is the most accurate post I have ever seen.
I had an argument about friend zoning on fb.
Just a reminder that the people on fb are not as cool or smart as the people on tumblr. DON’T ARGUE WITH ME YOU ASS! WHEN A GIRL SEEMS NICE TO YOU IT DOES NOT MEAN SHE WANTS YOU TO BE HER BOYFRIEND, SHE WANTS YOU TO BE HER FRIEND. Girls don’t always like the boys they know. If she’s being nice, ask her out and she might say yes. If she doesn’t, it just means she wanted...
So apparently I'm like a chameleon.
I adapt my personality to fit the people and environment around me. My personality is so far fetched that it doesn’t have a central point of base yet. It’s not solid. It’s funny because I always prided myself on being able to adapt and to never make an enemy of anyone. I never realized it was possible to be TOO adaptable. …. Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon ...
fat-birds: norkia: LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS BABY My baby kestrel adoptee from Erin Wonder’s awesome kestrel research project fundraiser! I actually got the e-mail about a week ago, but being negligent of my e-mail due to my OS getting wiped caused me to miss it. It took so long to decide on a name for him that I did so right on the spot, but I finally settled on Harute because I love naming...
Also, to the people I've liked post from over the...
I’m sorry. I’m terribly sorry. Because you are about to be bombarded with a lot of either “Caffeinatedartist reblogged this from you” or “Caffeinatedlikes reblogged this from you. And….well I’m just sorry. But hey! It’s not to annoy you! It’s so I can keep track of the stuff I like. Organize your awesomeness, I should say. So if you...
I'm going to make a reblog blog, so I can go into...
Because I have more than 3,000 likes. And I really want to know what I liked at the beginning of tumblr.
PHIL COULSON IS ALIVE
buggy-love: hiddles-syndrome: birdielaufeyson13: tom-hiddleston-sits-like-a-whore: HE LIVES SON OF COULLLLLLLLLLLL I KNEW IT!!! EVERYTHING IS GOING RIGHT IN MY FANDOMS. YES! YEEEEES!
Someone go on tinychat, I need to get a question...
And if I don’t discuss it, I’ll explode.